The KKK is handing out candy to try and recruit people in South Carolina.
Our brains react to poetry the same way it does to music.
On August 21st, FXX will start a 278-hour marathon of “The Simpsons”… Every episode. Ever.
The proper response to “top o’ the mornin to ya” is “and the…
why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists
because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists
the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession